World's most wonderful wikipedia page? Richard Fifer, thug, drug dealer and general piece of shit, gets the full ass-lick treatment over at wiki

Thanks due to reader D for the headsup on this

This is simply magnificent, a whole Wikipedia page dedicated to the convicted drug dealer and disgraced politician Richard Fifer that's obsequious to the Nth degree. You have to go over and read it now, link right here (for one thing it might disappear very soon, see below) but just three excerpts for your entertainment and to whet your appetite coming right up:

"Richard Glenn Fifer-Carles, born on January 23, 1957 in the Republic of Panama at Gorgas Army Hospital is recognized in his native country as the Father of Panamanian mining."

"In 1986, the visionary engineer found the land where he would implement his main goal: to create a mining project in Panama which would bring tangible benefits to the country." 

"Richard Fifer-Carles is a man of many talents who has contributed not only to the growth of the mining industry but different sectors of the Panamanian economy."

And we could continue, because it's quite the most bizarre thing your humble scribe has read this week month year. And let's be crystal clear here:

• There not a mention of his conviction for drugs dealing.

• There's not a mention of the embezzlement charges while Governor of Panama's Cocle province.

• There's zero zip nada about the way he serially rips off other member of the Panama mining scene and is hated with a vengeance by peers there.

In fact, it's so biased and bizarre that proposals that the article be deleted are already on the Wiki page. Here's what the top of the page reads right now:

It is proposed that this article be deleted because of the following concern: This is so far from a neutral point of view that it borders on farcical. I don't believe this person is of significance or enough of a public person to merit a wikipedia page to begin with. Should the page be allowed to stand, then so should the edits that reference his alleged incarceration for drug dealing and embezzlement.

So hurry up and go see this masterpiece of bootlicking before it's gone forever. And take a copypaste of it too perhaps (i have).